(Pre-order) Waiting To Die No. 01

$10.00

NOTE: This is for the pre-order of this comic. All the artwork has been finished and has been sent to the printer on 7-18-25. Please allow at least a few weeks for delivery. Also, shipping costs are insane right now, so I’ll throw in stickers, little comics etc. to make it worth the cost of shipping. THX <3 U

Issue 01, 2016 (2nd printing 2025)

6’x6’, 36 pages, full color, moderately entertaining.

Waiting To Die is an anthology comic stories by Noir Amador. The first issue features 3 stories of varying levels of scatological humor. The first is a brand new 4 page intro comic that’s been completely redone for this reprint. The intro is a play on The Princess Bride film, replacing the old Ben-tro comic.

“Attack of the Cum Gnomes” is the second comic, and begins the first chapter of a multi-issue story about what happens when your sperm comes to life after missing the sock you were aiming for. Attack of the Cum Gnomes was created by Noir & his co-worker Alec Levine during a dead time while working in the fast paced pet food industry. We lived fast. We lived hard. We made storie3s about our cum becoming a sentient being.

“Gingerbread Curse”: Started when I was a 5th grade teacher and the class was writing remixed fairy tales. One of the students asked why I didn’t have to do a story and this comic is a by product of that exercise. It starts off with Jack & Jill going up the hill to fetch a pail of water. The two un-expectedly come upon some magic beans and the adventure begins. This is also the only comic I’ve made that’s kid friendly.

NOTE: This is for the pre-order of this comic. All the artwork has been finished and has been sent to the printer on 7-18-25. Please allow at least a few weeks for delivery. Also, shipping costs are insane right now, so I’ll throw in stickers, little comics etc. to make it worth the cost of shipping. THX <3 U

Issue 01, 2016 (2nd printing 2025)

6’x6’, 36 pages, full color, moderately entertaining.

Waiting To Die is an anthology comic stories by Noir Amador. The first issue features 3 stories of varying levels of scatological humor. The first is a brand new 4 page intro comic that’s been completely redone for this reprint. The intro is a play on The Princess Bride film, replacing the old Ben-tro comic.

“Attack of the Cum Gnomes” is the second comic, and begins the first chapter of a multi-issue story about what happens when your sperm comes to life after missing the sock you were aiming for. Attack of the Cum Gnomes was created by Noir & his co-worker Alec Levine during a dead time while working in the fast paced pet food industry. We lived fast. We lived hard. We made storie3s about our cum becoming a sentient being.

“Gingerbread Curse”: Started when I was a 5th grade teacher and the class was writing remixed fairy tales. One of the students asked why I didn’t have to do a story and this comic is a by product of that exercise. It starts off with Jack & Jill going up the hill to fetch a pail of water. The two un-expectedly come upon some magic beans and the adventure begins. This is also the only comic I’ve made that’s kid friendly.