Issue 01, 2016 (2nd printing 2025)
6’x6’, 36 pages, full color, moderately entertaining.
Waiting To Die is an anthology comic stories by Noir Amador. The first issue features 3 stories of varying levels of scatological humor. The first is a brand new 4 page intro comic that’s been completely redone for this reprint. The intro is a play on The Princess Bride film, replacing the old Ben-tro comic.
“Attack of the Cum Gnomes” is the second comic, and begins the first chapter of a multi-issue story about what happens when your sperm comes to life after missing the sock you were aiming for. Attack of the Cum Gnomes was created by Noir & his co-worker Alec Levine during a dead time while working in the fast paced pet food industry. We lived fast. We lived hard. We made storie3s about our cum becoming a sentient being.
“Gingerbread Curse”: Started when I was a 5th grade teacher and the class was writing remixed fairy tales. One of the students asked why I didn’t have to do a story and this comic is a by product of that exercise. It starts off with Jack & Jill going up the hill to fetch a pail of water. The two un-expectedly come upon some magic beans and the adventure begins. This is also the only comic I’ve made that’s kid friendly.
Issue 01, 2016 (2nd printing 2025)
6’x6’, 36 pages, full color, moderately entertaining.
Waiting To Die is an anthology comic stories by Noir Amador. The first issue features 3 stories of varying levels of scatological humor. The first is a brand new 4 page intro comic that’s been completely redone for this reprint. The intro is a play on The Princess Bride film, replacing the old Ben-tro comic.
“Attack of the Cum Gnomes” is the second comic, and begins the first chapter of a multi-issue story about what happens when your sperm comes to life after missing the sock you were aiming for. Attack of the Cum Gnomes was created by Noir & his co-worker Alec Levine during a dead time while working in the fast paced pet food industry. We lived fast. We lived hard. We made storie3s about our cum becoming a sentient being.
“Gingerbread Curse”: Started when I was a 5th grade teacher and the class was writing remixed fairy tales. One of the students asked why I didn’t have to do a story and this comic is a by product of that exercise. It starts off with Jack & Jill going up the hill to fetch a pail of water. The two un-expectedly come upon some magic beans and the adventure begins. This is also the only comic I’ve made that’s kid friendly.
Image 1 of 10
Image 2 of 10
Image 3 of 10
Image 4 of 10
Image 5 of 10
Image 6 of 10
Image 7 of 10
Image 8 of 10
Image 9 of 10
Image 10 of 10