NOTE: This is for the pre-order of this comic. All the artwork has been finished and has been sent to the printer on 7-18-25. Please allow at least a few weeks for delivery. Also, shipping costs are insane right now, so I’ll throw in stickers, little comics etc. to make it worth the cost of shipping. THX <3 U
Issue 03, 2025
6’×6’, 32 pages, full color, visual vomit.
The third issue of Waiting to Die was a monster. I kept adding more and more stories and pages to it and it ballooned to almost 80 pages. I had to cut this down to a manageable size for cost purposes. Even though it clocks in smaller than the other two, I think this is a clear step up in the quality of the pages.
“Rebate” : The intro comic is a real humdinger of a story. A mail in rebate, leads to a quest, leads to Chief Quimby, leads to a plane crash, leads to Tom Hanks ,leads to a rescue cruise liner, leads to a news report, leads to a suburban visit, leads to sadness and lastly disappointment. All this leads into the continuation of the next story…
“Gingerbread Curse”: Part 03 After Jack & Jill reach the top of the bean stalk they’re greeted by a world of sweet treats. The sugar buzz is real and they veer off track only to be interrupted by a mysterious, shadowy character. ALSO my daughter did a strip in the beginning of the comic when she was 7 that I put in here, how fucking cool is that?!?!?
“Attack of the Cum Gnomes:” 2 Pager This story is where the cut happened. I wanted to continue with a full story in issue three, but AotCG had blown up to well over 30 pages on it’s own. So I moved it to issue four and wrote a short roommate story about trying to agree where to eat. I swear I have these conversations almost every time one of these ladies tell me they’re “starrrviiing”
NOTE: This is for the pre-order of this comic. All the artwork has been finished and has been sent to the printer on 7-18-25. Please allow at least a few weeks for delivery. Also, shipping costs are insane right now, so I’ll throw in stickers, little comics etc. to make it worth the cost of shipping. THX <3 U
Issue 03, 2025
6’×6’, 32 pages, full color, visual vomit.
The third issue of Waiting to Die was a monster. I kept adding more and more stories and pages to it and it ballooned to almost 80 pages. I had to cut this down to a manageable size for cost purposes. Even though it clocks in smaller than the other two, I think this is a clear step up in the quality of the pages.
“Rebate” : The intro comic is a real humdinger of a story. A mail in rebate, leads to a quest, leads to Chief Quimby, leads to a plane crash, leads to Tom Hanks ,leads to a rescue cruise liner, leads to a news report, leads to a suburban visit, leads to sadness and lastly disappointment. All this leads into the continuation of the next story…
“Gingerbread Curse”: Part 03 After Jack & Jill reach the top of the bean stalk they’re greeted by a world of sweet treats. The sugar buzz is real and they veer off track only to be interrupted by a mysterious, shadowy character. ALSO my daughter did a strip in the beginning of the comic when she was 7 that I put in here, how fucking cool is that?!?!?
“Attack of the Cum Gnomes:” 2 Pager This story is where the cut happened. I wanted to continue with a full story in issue three, but AotCG had blown up to well over 30 pages on it’s own. So I moved it to issue four and wrote a short roommate story about trying to agree where to eat. I swear I have these conversations almost every time one of these ladies tell me they’re “starrrviiing”
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